My 2008 ZZR600 sat for over 2 years, and when I turned the key nothing happened, even with a new battery added.
I put it in first gear and pushed the bike forwards and backwards with the clutch lever out, until the back tire was skidding on the floor. It worked- the starter began turning the engine.
Then I had to deal with old improperly stabilized fuel in the gas tank after the engine started, after several seconds of cranking.
At least you learned quickly and cheaply which mechanic to not trust.
“We need randomness, mess, adventures, uncertainty, self-discovery, near-traumatic episodes, all those things that make life worth living; compared to the structured, fake, and ineffective life of an empty-suit corporate leader with a preset schedule.” From Dr Nassim Nicholas Taleb, Antifragile: Things That Gain from Disorder