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Originally Posted by SkyeHack
I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly dick? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like ****. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being cleaver and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..
Sent from my iPhone 6 from my McMansion while covered in bitches.
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Originally Posted by SkyeHack
I have relatives from not so far back that were Nimibian tribesman. They happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I don't know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion, especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. Come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the Zambutu bibjano; A.K.A. the trial of life. Until you have done half the shit that they have maybe you shouldn't even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shit but guess what pal, you aren't. Now go grow some Namibian genes and we'll talk about this shit for real.
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Originally Posted by SkyeHack
Are you aware I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slo...wly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy
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Wait a minute, *I* have something wrong with my brain?
I'll say a prayer for you tonight buddy. Don't give up hope. They'll find a cure for whatever that is...maybe.
Not sure where you got the impression you were being cyberbullied. I thought that only happened to whiny little emo girls

And for the record, I'm not a jerk, I'm an asshole. Get it right.
Sent from outerspace with the motorcycle.com app for space shuttle.
Edit: thanks for the rep. I'm not sure why you wrote that you 'would rape me if you met me.' You really may want to talk to someone. I know you jarheads like to get a little crazy with eachother and tickle and lick your battle buddy, but the war is in your head hero. Get some help.