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Old 12-05-2012, 09:31 PM   #41 (permalink)
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without googling, i had no clue turkeys had a spur

but the idea youre putting in my mind is that i would lose a fight to a turkey.

given protective clothing and some alcohol i would probably do it for everyone and my own amusement

might think i may need brass knucks though
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:44 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Wild turkeys just try to intimidate people when they've gotten used to being around them. People give them their space and the turkey gets an ego. I've never heard of anyone actually standing their ground and fighting a turkey.
So, what you're saying is, I should fight it.

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Old 12-05-2012, 09:46 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Yes you have to face it!!!! Make sure you have a gopro attached so you can tape it!!!


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Old 12-06-2012, 01:32 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Yes you have to face it!!!! Make sure you have a gopro attached so you can tape it!!!
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without googling, i had no clue turkeys had a spur

but the idea youre putting in my mind is that i would lose a fight to a turkey.

given protective clothing and some alcohol i would probably do it for everyone and my own amusement

might think i may need brass knucks though
I've shot toms with 1 1/2" spurs but I've heard of them being over 2". I wouldn't pick a fight with this...but that's just me.




Of course, Will's turkey doesn't have spurs yet.

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So, what you're saying is, I should fight it.

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Put on some basketball shorts, grab a spork and your gopro, and have at it.
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:59 AM   #46 (permalink)
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I've shot toms with 1 1/2" spurs but I've heard of them being over 2". I wouldn't pick a fight with this...but that's just me.




Of course, Will's turkey doesn't have spurs yet.



Put on some basketball shorts, grab a spork and your gopro, and have at it.
That is not so big , that is actually small by most girls standards .

I want you to google "attacks by Turkeys that ended up on injury" and tell me what you get , Turkeys are not vicious blood sucking animals, they are territorial and have huge eggs , they will chase you if you run , but if you stand your ground they would just run around you gobling.if it gets too close kick it , for the love of god it is a turkey !

This reminds me of the one time a lady started screaming because a chicken was outside the 7 eleven store she was in and she dialed 911 ... lol
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Have come very close to being hit by a flock of turkey flying inches over my head....did have an armored dildo jump out of the bushes and met my rear wheel....he just shot off the road like a cue ball.
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:55 AM   #48 (permalink)
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ya'll motherfuckers scared of a bird.....pussies
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:58 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Have come very close to being hit by a flock of turkey flying inches over my head....did have an armored dildo jump out of the bushes and met my rear wheel....he just shot off the road like a cue ball.

you mean armadildo right?

armored dildo sounds like some xena the warrior princess uses
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you mean armadildo right?

armored dildo sounds like some xena the warrior princess uses

I was just thinking the same thing an armored Dildo ! jesus H Christ ! save us ! specially if it's jumping out of bushes !
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