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Old 12-06-2012, 12:26 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Have come very close to being hit by a flock of turkey flying inches over my head....did have an armored dildo jump out of the bushes and met my rear wheel....he just shot off the road like a cue ball.


You get some rep for that.

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Old 12-06-2012, 12:33 PM   #52 (permalink)
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That is not so big , that is actually small by most girls standards .

I want you to google "attacks by Turkeys that ended up on injury" and tell me what you get , Turkeys are not vicious blood sucking animals, they are territorial and have huge eggs , they will chase you if you run , but if you stand your ground they would just run around you gobling.if it gets too close kick it , for the love of god it is a turkey !

This reminds me of the one time a lady started screaming because a chicken was outside the 7 eleven store she was in and she dialed 911 ... lol
You talking from experience? That spike looks like it would suck getting stabbed with.

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Old 12-06-2012, 12:51 PM   #53 (permalink)
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you mean armadildo right?

armored dildo sounds like some xena the warrior princess uses
Actually, it's "armadillo"....but I bet he felt like Xena just used him as a sexual aid during battle!
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:55 PM   #54 (permalink)
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ya'll motherfuckers scared of a bird.....pussies
Naw, I ain't skeert of bird pussies.....we did have a rider killed here last year when a buzzard knocked him off the bike at only 60mph....don't know if he was killed by the bird's pussy or wanger......bad outcome with either sex!
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You talking from experience? That spike looks like it would suck getting stabbed with.

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I highly doubt it.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:19 PM   #56 (permalink)
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You talking from experience? That spike looks like it would suck getting stabbed with.

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Truth is most turkeys I have encountered are on a plate next to salad and mashed potatoes.
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Old 12-06-2012, 07:39 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Ma boys protekt me from them Turkeys:
Cletus, Merle, and Cousin Bo.

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Truth is most turkeys I have encountered are on a plate next to salad and mashed potatoes.
I'm afraid that that's where my little friend may have ended up. It was too cold to ride this morning, so I took the car. Dances With Ninjas was no-where to be seen.

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Actually, it's "armadillo"....but I bet he felt like Xena just used him as a sexual aid during battle!
It took me a bit to realize that you meant armadillo. For a good two minutes, I was like, "What in the fuck happened?"

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Maybe you need to carry one of those armored dildos they were talking about to beat this thing to death. I also liked the " super punch" idea lol.


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