Have come very close to being hit by a flock of turkey flying inches over my head....did have an armored dildo jump out of the bushes and met my rear wheel....he just shot off the road like a cue ball.
That is not so big , that is actually small by most girls standards .
I want you to google "attacks by Turkeys that ended up on injury" and tell me what you get , Turkeys are not vicious blood sucking animals, they are territorial and have huge eggs , they will chase you if you run , but if you stand your ground they would just run around you gobling.if it gets too close kick it , for the love of god it is a turkey !
This reminds me of the one time a lady started screaming because a chicken was outside the 7 eleven store she was in and she dialed 911 ... lol
You talking from experience? That spike looks like it would suck getting stabbed with.
Naw, I ain't skeert of bird pussies.....we did have a rider killed here last year when a buzzard knocked him off the bike at only 60mph....don't know if he was killed by the bird's pussy or wanger......bad outcome with either sex!