Happened on the way into work this morning, I was sitting in the Left turn only lane at the intersection, and thid dude pulls into the through/right turn lane beside me, now I cant help but blip the throttle when I sit at an intersection, not really rev it or redline it or anything like that, just blip it. Well Mr. College freshman in mom and dads old ('00 - '02?) accord that he dutifully put a coffe can muffler and a crappy, primer grey wing on thought I wanted to race him so he starts revving it up and bumping the car forward and I ignore the fool and turn left as the light had turned green by now, well, a few seconds later I heard the jackass and his coffe can squealin up behind me in the right lane, I kept an eye on the dipshit and let him get past me, my intention was to let him go by and then roar past him just as he was starting to feel good about his piece of crap, but I didn't have too. The moron was too busy laughing at me and not looking out his windshield and he veered about 8ft of the right side of the road and hit one of the cities LARGE Ford tractors parked there with the mower deck attached to the PTO shaft.
A car behind me saw it and called the police, it took 30 minutes of prying for the fire dept. to get his dumb ass out of the car. He seemed to have a broken leg and something wrong with one of his ankles but beyond that he wasn't hurt too bad. Now, why you ask would I bother posting this??? It's because of what he said while I was giving my statement to an officer. As they wheeled the bufoon by us he pointed at me and said... swear to God... "I sooo smoked you dude!!!!"[xx(]
Shallow end of the gene pool I'd say.