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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]AND SO IT BEGAN----> Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
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> So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
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> Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
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> God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
> and that it would be a woman.
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> He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
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> and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you
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> She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
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> And will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
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> She will praise you!
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> She will bear your children.
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> And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
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> 'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
> passion whenever you need it.'
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> Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
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> 'An arm and a leg.'
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> Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?'
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> Of course the rest is history............!!!!
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> Send to all the men who need a good laugh
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> And the women you think can handle it.


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This is why rent, and lease and don't sign long term agreements.
 

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women are similar to motorcycles, the one i currently ride, i claim to love and cherish, but lets not kid ourselves...in a couple more years im going to want that slimmer, more stylish, better preforming one at some point or another.
when that day comes, ill realize my shitbox 636 is just an outdated, over abused turd
 

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Yeah.......unless she realizes it first.
 
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