Funny wheelie guide
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I laughed anyway... maybe it's just me...
http://www.phuzzygnu.com/phuzzy1.html
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"Keep yer feet on the pegs and your right hand cranked."
http://www.phuzzygnu.com/phuzzy1.html
Excellent reading 
I especially like the lines:
" If you set a wheelie down crossed up you can get a nasty tankslapper and get tossed, so try not to do that either, unless you like tankslappers."
and
"Alternatively, in front of girls' schools and in front of hospitals are good places to practice wheelieing."
Very dry humor. Love it.
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I especially like the lines:
" If you set a wheelie down crossed up you can get a nasty tankslapper and get tossed, so try not to do that either, unless you like tankslappers."
and
"Alternatively, in front of girls' schools and in front of hospitals are good places to practice wheelieing."
Very dry humor. Love it.
thats some funny shit dj... i like this part the best...
Part 11: Variations.
Once you're quite the badass, here's some things to try..
Waving/Flip off/other gestures. Take your hand off (your LEFT hand!) and do whatever you think would be cool. Extra points for flipping off cops, if that's your kinda thing.
Part 11: Variations.
Once you're quite the badass, here's some things to try..
Waving/Flip off/other gestures. Take your hand off (your LEFT hand!) and do whatever you think would be cool. Extra points for flipping off cops, if that's your kinda thing.
I like the part where it says who and who not to do wheelies in front of.
NOT: your mom and cops hahhahah
WHO: Little boys (SO TRUE) and chics (even though they don't admit it)
Its so true about little boys...probably about the ages of 4 to 12...they will watch a sport bike for miles if you are traveling anywhere it the vicinity of the kids eyes. You don't even have to be doing wheelies.
One time I pulled up behind a mini-van of kids (boys and girls). One boy saw me first and got all excited and told his friends...then before I knew it...I think every kid was in the back seat of that mini-van looking at me in awe. It was fun.
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2002 ZX6R NINJA!
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NOT: your mom and cops hahhahah
WHO: Little boys (SO TRUE) and chics (even though they don't admit it)
Its so true about little boys...probably about the ages of 4 to 12...they will watch a sport bike for miles if you are traveling anywhere it the vicinity of the kids eyes. You don't even have to be doing wheelies.
One time I pulled up behind a mini-van of kids (boys and girls). One boy saw me first and got all excited and told his friends...then before I knew it...I think every kid was in the back seat of that mini-van looking at me in awe. It was fun.
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2002 ZX6R NINJA!
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