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An elderly couple, Margaret and Charles, are in Texas. Charles always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different
about me?"

Margaret looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated Charles storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looks up and says, "Charles, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow.


Furious, Charles yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?"

"Nope". She replies.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

To which Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Charles. Shoulda
bought a hat."
 
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