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Everyone give me one explanation of what you think a SQUID is. We'll go numerically. I'll start with one.

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1. Someone who rides in a wife beater and basketball shorts.





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2. Someone who races cars much slower than the bike, just to show off your bike weighs a fraction of what the car does.
 

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Definition of squid - Hobes636 with painted letters on tires

Definition of idiot - Hobes636 spelling my username wrong when its in huge bold letters on every post i make. DUMB SHIT!
 

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5. A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

6. An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee. When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.

7. One who buys an R1 as their first bike, and logs onto a non-stunting sportbike forum asking how to wheelie said bike.

8. Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.

9. A young man on an incredibly over powered motorcycle, wearing nothing but a helmet.
 

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Definition of squid - Hobes636 with painted letters on tires

Definition of idiot - Hobes636 spelling my username wrong when its in huge bold letters on every post i make. DUMB SHIT!
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13. Definition of SQUID- "Super Quick Until I Die"
 
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