[JimmyC]

So I am coming home from the beach last weekend with my girl on the back and I notice a cop about 1/2 mile in front of me stopped at a stop sign. I approach real slow and he just sits there waiting for me to come up. He finally turns and I give him some room to go. I make my turn onto the street to head home and he continues straight. At the next intersection he is there...he made the next right to meet me there. He makes a right turn to drive past me. As soon as he passes, he does a quick U-Turn and pulls up behind me.

I knew I was being pulled over so when the light turns green, I pull down the first side street. Sure enough he follows and the lights come on. Keep in mind, my girl is a size D and wearing nothing but a small bikini top. The cop walks over and says, "Oh you do have a license plate." I just laughed. He started studdering when he asked for my license. Didn't ask for insurance or registration and told me I could go.

I should be mad that he abused his power, but it was hilarious.

 

[swjohnsey]

You're just lucky you didn't have a box of Krispy Kreme donunts strapped to the back.

 

[swjohnsey]

You're just lucky you didn't have a box of Krispy Kreme donunts strapped to the back.

 

[Ben-Diesel]

That's pretty funny. I've been pulled over for stupid crap before, but that takes the cake.

 

[RedFinn]

Lol,


swjohnseys comment reminded me of a friend in Canada who, some 10 years ago, got pulled over and had a box of donuts on the passenger seat. He rolled down the window and pointed his finger accusingly at the cop while shouting: I KNOW you can smell my donuts, but YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!!!
They didn't take kindly to that, and he got a few tickets and a drug charge for an empty, though previously used, pipe, I think. Can't remember exactly.

 

[Johnny77]

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