***How to Kill "Earth First Idiots***
Step 1) find and capture one average size flea.
Step 2) Identify and locate "Earth First" member who booby traps bike trails.
Step 3) Identify and locate the subjects Wife/Girlfriend.
Step 4) When Subject is with his Wife/girlfriend, (preferably in a public place) approach with caution and show the Wife/Girlfriend the size of the fleas penis. When Wife/girlfriend sees the insects junk and squeels "Oh my god! I never knew one could be so big!" and promptly runs away with the bug, Mr. Tree hugger will, no doubt, feel such humiliation that he will grab any sharp object in the area and kill himself leaving you free of any criminal wrongdoing.
Step 5) Ride your dirtbike over his grave while dumping out a cup of pesticide, used motor oil, and be sure to set the carbs rich so as to leave a thick layer of smog in the area.
Seriously though, these nut-jobs are real! They are the group responsible for fire bombing the Hummer dealership last week in Cali.