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The 1st annual Squid Games are now underway. The 5 events will span across the very identity and definition of a squid and the place that we have for them in our hearts. Let the seafood begin!
MULTI-PASS
This game has been played for decades in a variety of manners, but here we will focus on the competition version of this popular squid-vent. First, you enter the onramp of a popular interstate where the minimum speed is 55mph. The event begins when you enter the highway and ends 30 miles later (or the splatter of your brains may also constitute as accidental forfeit).
1st) Pass as many cars as you can (lane splitting really impresses the judges). Remember, no turn signals. The less you make your intentions known, the better.
2nd) Get off at the next exit ramp. Then get right back on and begin to pass the exact same cars you just previously passed. Everytime you pass the same car you get a point. Keep getting off every exit ramp, only to enter the ramp and pass all the cars again.
3) While the majority of points come from passing the same cars over and over (done by insane speeding and disregard for the law), other points can be awarded for wheelies, triple digits, unwarranted uses of NOS, swerving, kicking off side mirrors, rear wheel skids, chrome gas tanks, strobe lights, road rash, etc.
4) Extremely important to the nature of the sport is a minimalistic use of gear. No lids are allowed of course. Your score is tallied by helicopter.
Good luck to all contestants and may all your friends be highly impressed, because we all know that is what really matters in the sport of motorcyling.
(subliminal moral: highways are for travel, not for your selfish unimpressive shi*)
MULTI-PASS
This game has been played for decades in a variety of manners, but here we will focus on the competition version of this popular squid-vent. First, you enter the onramp of a popular interstate where the minimum speed is 55mph. The event begins when you enter the highway and ends 30 miles later (or the splatter of your brains may also constitute as accidental forfeit).
1st) Pass as many cars as you can (lane splitting really impresses the judges). Remember, no turn signals. The less you make your intentions known, the better.
2nd) Get off at the next exit ramp. Then get right back on and begin to pass the exact same cars you just previously passed. Everytime you pass the same car you get a point. Keep getting off every exit ramp, only to enter the ramp and pass all the cars again.
3) While the majority of points come from passing the same cars over and over (done by insane speeding and disregard for the law), other points can be awarded for wheelies, triple digits, unwarranted uses of NOS, swerving, kicking off side mirrors, rear wheel skids, chrome gas tanks, strobe lights, road rash, etc.
4) Extremely important to the nature of the sport is a minimalistic use of gear. No lids are allowed of course. Your score is tallied by helicopter.
Good luck to all contestants and may all your friends be highly impressed, because we all know that is what really matters in the sport of motorcyling.
(subliminal moral: highways are for travel, not for your selfish unimpressive shi*)
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