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Sex on the 6.Put her up on the passenger seat and tell her to hang on to the passenger pegs.The genetalia line up nice.I don't know if I spelled "genetalia" correct.It's a word I say a lot more than I spell.Maybe we could have an "Ask the Geek" forum for such matters.
 

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I'm not that dedicated. Sex over the 6R.
That's just me, hey I have a penis you know!

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My wife says i love my 636 more than i love her. She says if the bike could cook and clean then she thinks i would not have got married. She also claims that i ride my bike harder than i ride her. So what would you prefer, Zx6 or sex??

Me, i prefer sex ( but not with the wife [:I])
 

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Dump your wife, go ride on your zx6r and get some chick who digs bikes :D

Why did you married? Dumb ass... [:p]

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I'm with synd. Get a hot chick who loves bikes, and have your cake and eat it too!

-Cops want a hot pursuit, so entertain them! -Shadee
 

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I got married as my wife to be , like most girls pre-marriage could suck start a Harley Davidson, swallowed and her father ownes 10% share of the Guinness brewery.

Also she is into bikes, riding a blackbird. Anyone here married will know how women change when married.[:eek:)]
 

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I wouldn't suggest dumping your wife over this.;) lol That is some pretty awful advice. Just show the lady a little more attention and you will be good to go. Can you blame her for being a tad jealous?[:p]




Oh, and it's 'genitalia.':D You were close enough.:) lol
 

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depends on how long I have been without either one....


if I have been without them both for the same amount of time, I would go for sex...maybe.... ;)


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I'd have to agree with the boy racer. If i'm in a drought i'll just roll over to the local college a scoop a girl with the bike!!!![8D]

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Oh c'mon!
You can always polish your shaft but what do u do when u really wanna ride??? Play motogp? :D

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Originally posted by creep

Oh c'mon!
You can always polish your shaft but what do u do when u really wanna ride??? Play motogp? :D

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LOL

Maybe it's just that riding a bike is a new thing for me, and sex isn't, but 9 (okay maybe 8) times out of 10 I'd choose the bike.

I've yet to find a woman that would thrill me AND scare me to death (and I mean that literally), so that afterwards I can sit quietly and contemplate my life for a bit before having another go. Maybe I should join the kinky club or pick up a chick from the ward for the criminally insane;).



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Originally posted by RedFinn
Maybe I should join the kinky club or pick up a chick from the ward for the criminally insane;).
Sounds like my ex-girlfriend.

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Hey bigslope, if your wife doesn't think you ride her hard enough just send her my way. I'll take care of that for ya!
 
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