Sad my friend, very sad. I would suggest first that you look for the jar on the shelf above the fireplace.....thats where your testicles will be located at after this. Once she knows she beat you, shell do it again and again. I would trade the bike in on another bike.
But if you must get it running, My 97 (track bike) hadnt ran since 2003 or so. I took the carbs off and cleaned em twice, there is a sticky in this section about carb cleaning, cleaned out the fuel filter and ran a bunch of new fuel through the pump. It had new plugs in it, and they were fine. sounds like you fouled your plugs with bad fuel. take em out, clean em or get new ones, and change the fuel in the tank too. You can usually smell it if it went bad.